This Is Not A
It's A Snip!
I don't own a child. Never really wanted to.
I've no particular objections to those who do, however. So
long as they feed, water and (above all) train them properly,
then that's OK.
Either way, you may find this both
amusing and thought-provoking.
Historical Note: The original source of the link has long since disappeared off the web. The link above now takes you to the cached version at The Wayback Machine, which means that the images are missing. However, in this case that doesn't matter.