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Date: 02/06/08

The Last Round-Up

(Damn! I seem to be working in Obituary Mode again)

Here's something you can do in a good cause.

Wherever you are when you read this, stand up (no, do it now, dear).

Join hands with the person next to you, and get them to do the same with the person next to them.

When everyone in your office, bus, train or church congregation has joined on, everyone take a deep breath and chant the following in unison:

"I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!!"

Photo of Harvey Korman in 'Blazing Saddles'

Harvey Herschel Korman
b. 15 February 1927, d. 29 May 2008