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Date: 05/03/09


A story from Yorkshire:

A bloke from Donny (Doncaster) guz inte t' jewellers:

He sez, "Can tha mek uz a gold statue o' mi dog?"

"Aye, a reckon a can," sez t'jeweller. "Does tha want it eighteen carat?"

"Noa," sez t'bloke, "a'll 'ave it chewin' a bone."

(Thanks to Poppy on the PlusNet Community site for that 'un)