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I appear to have been adopted by one of the cats across the road.
She (I think it's a 'she') shows an unnatural interest in my gardening enterprise (possibly because, like the other cats in the neighbourhood, she thinks I'm creating new latrines for her), and rubs up against my gardening gloves, my trowel (dandelions, evicting, for the use of), and anything else she bloody well pleases, to the point where she makes a complete pest of herself.
It's hard to take against her, because she emits a near-constant purring.
So, here's a home-made LOLcat of her in my back yard: