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Date: 22/10/10

Eating To The Sound Of Trumps

I did something potentially momentous today...

...or momentarily portentous. I forget which.

Unfortunately, I can't tell you about it. So here's a funny story from a member of my ISP's forums:

"There I was sitting at this table covered with a posh cloth, plate of tiddly cakes in the middle, and a bone china cup with funny liquid in it.

"The band was just striking up with a noisy piece and I wanted to pass wind, carefully timed it to a high noise bit and passed a rip-snorter, took a finger cake and was just about to place it in my mouth, when I realised every one was staring at me.

"Then came the realisation: I was listening to my iPod."