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Date: 25/03/11

That Really Sucks!

Sitting there in work this morning when a colleague started to tell us that her husband had damaged their vacuum cleaner. Unfortunately, she began with the following statement (name of husband changed to protect...well, everyone really):

"Fred has buggered my Hoover..."

I expect to see the story in the News Of The World on Sunday, but remember you read it here first!