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Date: 24/12/11

A Short Call

One doesn't usually expect very much from the jokes in Christmas crackers, although I wish I'd had the experience of one person who found this in his one year:

Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Banana.

This evening, however, I found a wonderfully groanful one which I felt like sharing with you:

Q. What is E.T. short for?

A. Because he only has little legs.