This Is Not A
A Short Call
One doesn't usually expect very much from the jokes in Christmas crackers, although I wish I'd had the experience of one person who found this in his one year:
Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
This evening, however, I found a wonderfully groanful one which I felt like sharing with you:
Q. What is E.T. short for?
A. Because he only has little legs.
File under: Funny