Picture of a judge's wigThe Judge RANTS!Picture of a judge's wig

Date: 21/08/13

"Yo! Obama!"

"Listen, baby, I've got some guy on the other line. Says his name is Crudd, or Thudd, or something.

"Yeah, says he's calling from Australia (wherever that is - Idaho, I think). Wants to know if they can have their kangaroo back now?

"What? Dead snow job? Oh! Ed Snowden? OK, I'll tell Fudd to GTFO and STFU."

Congratulations, America! You just failed Justice 101. You wanna try a re-test? Like, at The Hague?