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Date: 08/01/14

Lawful...Something Or Another

So, let's go through this again, shall we? And again, shall we?

An inquest jury determines that:

That the Mayor of London - probably the most ludicrous figure in municipal politics in the developed world after Toronto's Rob Ford - wants to buy water cannon for the Metropolitan Firearms and Headbangers' Club (© Philip Challinor) to keep the lower orders down may now be given a more kindly construction, in that it will save all the expensive, time-wasting and thoroughly unseemly process of finding out that the police were not to blame for killing someone else; presumably because deaths caused by hypothermia following a jolly good soaking and kettling on a winter's day can be ascribed to 'natural causes'.