"Si Non È Vero, È Ben Trovato" (*)
(* - "If it isn't true, it's well invented")
Some years ago, I heard an anecdote about Muhammad Ali.
He was on a plane, and they were coming into land. The stewardess (as they were called in those days, my little ones) asked the passengers to fasten their seat belts.
Walking down the aisle, she then saw that Ali hadn't done his up.
"Would you fasten your seat belt please, sir?" she requested.
The champion looked at her with his customary disdain, and replied, "Superman don't need no seat belt!"
The stewardess smiled sweetly, and said, "Honey, Superman don't need no airplane either!"
Sheepishly, Ali fastened his belt.
The story came to mind when I saw this:
File under: Funny