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Date: 01/01/18

A Promising Start?

In last night's news:

"A huge fire has destroyed up to 1,400 vehicles in a multi-storey car park in Liverpool."

"The Liverpool International Horse Show has been running at the arena..."

Liverpool mayor (and general asshole if many of the people who live there are to be believed) tweeted:

"...seems a land rover went on fire on the 3rd level..."

So a load of horsey types have lost their bourgemobiles because one of their Land Rovers spontaneously combusted. As a political metaphor, it has a certain je ne sais quoi to it.

Please let this be an augury...