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Signs Of The Times
Have you ever had the urge to amend signs and notices in public
I was in the town centre on Thursday morning and saw two which just
cried out for adjustment.
One was a poster in the window of an optician's. It showed one of
those very smart, glossy young women (of the type who seem to be
running the world these days), with the slogan:
"I got three pairs of glasses, and only paid for one
Please tell me I'm not the only one who wanted to add:
"My court case is next Wednesday."
Another one was a simple name-plate on a very plain and unadorned
wooden entrance. It said:
I can't tell you how difficult it was to resist the temptation to
VERY DULL DOOR
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