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Date: 18/12/06

"Die Musik findet immer nach Haus" (*)

It's time once more for yer Judge's Hundred Best Tunes, where I go through my collection and pick out a round century of tracks which are special to me, if only at that particular time. Having said that, twenty four of the new Hundred have featured in every one of theses lists since I started doing them in December 1998.

I haven't added very much to the collection this year, so the few brand-new entries (about four) are drawn from the back-list.

I suppose it's no real surprise, given my age, that the majority of the tracks (about two third of them, in fact) are drawn from the 70s and 80s. In fact, it's probably only the Peel Effect which ensured that the last sixteen years were represented in any major degree.

Anyway, enough waffle. The new list can be found here.

(*) "Music will always find its way home" - title of a track by Freiwillige Selbstkontrolle

Date: 15/11/06

Complaints? It's Their Department...

This is most brilliant thing I've come across on the Web in ages!

Enjoy the Helsinki Complaints Choir on YouTube, or even download the QuickTime movie (but beware! It's a 24Mb file!).

(Thanks to DJTodd of Real Synthetic Audio for the tip-off)

Date: 16/09/06

Let The Music Play!

I've just received the line up for the first half of the new season at Wrexham Unplugged, the folk and acoustic music club at the Nag's Head in Wrexham.

You can find it here.

Date: 31/08/06

A Voice For Freedom

From a distance, one gets a thoroughly jaundiced view of American broadcast journalism. The halcyon days of Murrow and Kronkite, Brinkley and Huntley, seem long dead. Now, one has the impression of a landscape of Limbaughs and O'Reillys, Hannitys and Humes, spreading their Bush-backing bile like a tide of effluent over the living-rooms of Mr, Mrs and Ms America.

Just occasionally, however, a hand rises out of and above the waves of sewage, and gestures defiance.

On Wednesday night on MSNBC, Keith Olbermann delivered a swashing riposte to the repulsive rhetoric of Defense Secretary Rumsfeld at a speech to veterans in Utah the previous day.

It should be required viewing for any intelligent American: and those of the rest who still, despite the buckets of carefully-mixed chauvinism masquerading as 'patriotism' cast over them daily by their rulers, know in the hearts that things need not be as they are.

Read the transcript or view the video here.

Date: 20/06/06

A Choice Of Listening

Not many updates lately, I know. Strange, you might think, when I've been taking my customary June fortnight away from the ever-deepening pool of confusion which is the office. But, I was determined to spend as much of it as possible outdoors, and I've been lucky enough to have pretty good weather this year. Besides, the hedge needed cutting. I have a hedge which is about 30 metres long, and which is a real parade of variety. I have the standard privet, of course, but interspersed with this I also have lilac, hawthorn, elder, Buddleia globosa, hypericum (I can't figure out how that got there), and one or two things I can't readily identify.

So, not much sitting around indoors, then. Except for watching the World Cup, of course (and I went out for a walk last Friday afternoon, thereby missing Argentina v. Serbia and what, by all account, was the team performance of the event so far).

But, the hedge having been tamed and the weather having turned a bit, I have finally been able to put together my six-monthly list of My Hundred Best Tunes.

For new readers, an explanation: every six months, I go through my expanding collection of music and pick out a hundred tracks. These may be permanent favourites (about a dozen or so), or they may be whatever takes my fancy at the time.

Having made my list, I randomise them so as to produce a sort of playlist, which I then listen to at odd moments during the following week or so.

You might as well see how varied/interesting.downright bizarre (delete as appropriate) my musical tastes are. So, follow this link for the playlist. As usual, there are some sound clips available, including eight new ones.

Enjoy!

Date: 29/05/06

In Bloom

I've had a go before about people who put too many photographs on their sites and make them slow to load.

So, I'm a hypocrite.

Picture of Aquilegia

Aquilegia, or European Columbine

I took this photograph on Sunday, and I was so pleased with how it turned out that I couldn't resist sharing it with you.

(Thanks to Anke, Louise & CCA of alt.fan.pratchett for putting a name to the plant).

Date: 14/05/06

B...SOD!!

I'm sure we've all had the experience, but the humorous rap outfit known as Sudden Death have set it to music here. (Flash required).

Date: 14/04/06

Yay! It's Spring!

Picture of daffodils

Date: 07/04/06

A Fond Farewell...

(Don't panic! It's not yet another obituary: goodness knows I've had to write enough of those lately, as regular readers of the Not A Blog page will know)

Today was an historic occasion for the denizens of that palace of lost hopes known as HM Revenue & Customs, Wrexham.

Today saw the retirement of Terence ('Tex') Burke, after more years of service than you could shake a stick at.

Picture of Tex Burke and Gill King

That retiring creature Texus Majoris Mancuniosa in his accustomed habitat. Here accompanied by his glamorous assistant Gill.

It was a time for gifts, for smiles and hugs:

Picture of Tex Burke with Cath Hughes (neé Burke) and Anne Jones

At noon, it was off to the Holt Lodge Hotel for those of us going on the coach. As part of their cunning plan, Anne and Cath (seen above with Our Hero), made sure that Tex was the last to arrive.

Tex had wanted a quiet end to his career, and for some reason had been under the impression that there would be no more than a dozen or so people there. You can perhaps imagine his astonishment when he walked in to the room to be greeted by about 70 of his colleagues past and present. Had he suspected, I doubt if we'd have got him near the place.

The former Area Corporate Services director, Trevor Phillips, made a short presentation (without PowerPoint™):

Picture of Trevor Phillips' presentation to Tex Burke

Tex, visibly moved, then got up to make a short speech of thanks:

Picture of Tex Burke making a speech

We then got down to some serious conviviality:

Picture of the Function Room at The Holt Lodge Hotel

It was also a family affair in a special sense, as it has been a source of amusement down the years how many members of his own family Tex has got on to the Department's payroll. Here are the members of the Wrexham chapter:

Picture of Tex Burke and his family

Tex Burke (centre), with sons Patrick, Terence (Tez) and Damian, and daughter Cath (Hughes).

It wasn't just those who were there who showed their appreciation. You can judge what Tex has meant to our office by the number of messages written on this card:

Picture of Tex Burke's card

As the afternoon wound down, and we prepared to head back into town (many with their minds set on some serious boozing), it was time to wish Tex what we would all wish for him:

Picture of a'Happy Retirement' banner on a wall

For myself, I can only say this: Tex Burke was my first manager when I came into the old Inland Revenge in 1991. I think it took a few months for his eyebrows to come back down again. He encouraged me through my first year, which was at times a little fraught.

Loyal. Conscientious. Funny. Knowledgeable. These are just four of the words which could be found in the large dictionary he kept on his desk. Fortunately, all those words apply in full to the man himself, and it will seem very strange indeed not to hear the jangling of keys along the corridor as he comes in to work of a morning.

So Tex, take the very best care of yourself, yer old bugger, because you deserve a long, content and active retirement.
By the way, are you available to lock up on Monday night? Smiley bouncing up and down with its tongue out

Date: 04/03/06

Steel In The Blood

Back in the late 1950s, the singer and activist Ewan MacColl and the radio producer Charles Parker put together the famous Radio Ballads, in which the words and experiences of different communities were set to music in documentary form. These programmes, broadcast on the BBC at intervals between 1958 and 1964, are rightly regarded as classics of broadcasting.

Now, a new series has appeared, with John Tams as the musical director, and John Leonard as producer. The first one was broadcast on BBC Radio 2 last Monday evening.

It was of particular interest to me, because it was about the steel-making communities of South Yorkshire. I was born, brought up, and still live in a former steel-making community in north Wales, and my father, several of his brothers and members of my mother's family all worked at Brymbo Steelworks. Indeed, so did my mother; she worked in the forge during World War II when, despite steel-making being a 'reserved occupation', many of the men from the Works went into the armed forces.

It was in our genes, it was in our blood. It was in our air as well, mind. For about fifty weeks a year, the sounds, sights and smells were ever present; often jarring, sometimes irritating, but always in a way reassuring; it meant that there was work. Only during the two-week Shutdown for maintenance in late July and early August each year did the place fall silent, and the air lose its faint (and sometimes not-so-faint) russet haze.

It couldn't last of course, and in the late 1980s the works was taken over by a bunch of asset-strippers who refused to invest in the Works, and used the consequences of that decision as an excuse to close the place down, which happened in the autumn of 1990. Foreign competition was cited as another reason where, through that magical stupidity called 'free-market economics', it was considered better (and somehow more moral) to import steel which had been made by low-paid unprotected workers in eastern Europe and Asia, rather than keep our own works going, even though the place had never made a loss and was the origin of the finest special steels in the world.

We still live with the consequences today. Virtually none of the twelve hundred or more jobs lost at that time has been replaced, and the steelworks site itself is only now being made ready for re-use, mostly for housing which local people can hardly afford.

That's why I can't recommend the first of the new Radio Ballads too highly.

You can find out more about the new series here.

Date: 31/01/06

The Signs Are...

...that there's one for every occasion:

Sign - 'Caution - Angry Sysadmin'

Date: 30/01/06

Unplugged

The line-up for the rest of the season at Wrexham Folk & Acoustic Music Club is now online here.

(In case anyone in the know is wondering (or gives a fiddler's fingernail), I'm taking a break from performing for a while. I'd started to get a bit jaded, so I just need to recharge my batteries. I'll be back...he warned...)

Date: 17/01/06

Meer!

This stuff is funny.

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Imagine Garfield on acid, perhaps as drawn by Gary Larson. That doesn't really describe it, but the best way is to see for yourself.